Occasionally, when watching television or a movie, I have been moved to wonder how the hell certain actors ever get work.
Nicholas Cage, for example, has been playing the same role for about twenty years now. Ditto Cameron Diaz. And Scarlett Johannsen? Don’t even get me started. Her acting is so robotic and stiff…
Huh. Robotic. Robots are sorta like… clones, right? (Shut up, they are so sorta like clones).
Received in my inbox:
Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson “actress” is actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career, surname Galabekian, because of adoption happened in 1992.
Well, now it all makes sense. Read the rest after the cut. It just gets better, trust me.