Little silver sports car, flying up Highway Six,
Blazing past school buses, horse drawn buggies, kids on bikes.
In such a hurry to get to wherever you’re going,
sick of being stuck behind all of us yokels.
We’ve all learned to slow down and appreciate
the hills, the streams and the Mennonite buggies.
Of course, we also know all about
that speed trap just over the next hill.
Oops! Now you do, too.
Enjoy your big-ass ticket.