The AKC’s ‘top ten most popular breed‘ stats are out.
We’re 26 overall, but in LA:
The most popular breeds for L.A.:
1. Labrador retriever
3. German shepherd
4. Golden retriever
5. Yorkshire terrier
6. French bulldog
We need to start telling people that this is a horrid, lousy breed that NO ONE should ever own, before we make it into the top ten.
Personally, the next time someone from LA calls me about a puppy, I’m going to tell them that they shed constantly, fart incessantly, pee on everything and do crack in back alleys for fun.
I tell them most of that already, but maybe the crack part will seal the deal.
On second though, considering it’s LA, maybe I’ll casually throw this in – “Hey, did you know that every celebrity who has ever bought a Frenchie has had their very next movie bomb? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence, though”.
Update: Crap. I just noticed we’re number four in New York City. Maybe we can casually suggest a link between owning a French Bulldog, and having you real estate value drop (or your rent controlled apartment go co op).